My Students Are The Best
Yes, there's a spelling error. I don't care. The main thing to know is this: we called (806) IRON MAN, and the number is out of service. Which means, somebody might be able to snag it, and become the Texas Iron Man.
There's a happy thought to start your Tuesday.
As for me, I have the best students ever.
Update: Class briefing case Texas v. White, 74 U.S. 700. The students crack me up.
Student 1: Professor, why does the court keep using "she"?
Me: That's the court referring to Texas.
Student 1: Texas is a woman?
Student 2: Sure is. That's why you don't mess with Texas. If it was a man, we wouldn't have warning signs at the state line.
(Texas roads do have signs at state lines that say "Don't Mess With Texas.")