My Students Are The Best
As you may know, I'm a part-time teacher and a full-time geek. So, while some teachers get apples, I receive little pranks like this.
Yes, there's a spelling error. I don't care. The main thing to know is this: we called (806) IRON MAN, and the number is out of service. Which means, somebody might be able to snag it, and become the Texas Iron Man.
There's a happy thought to start your Tuesday.
As for me, I have the best students ever.
Update: Class briefing case Texas v. White, 74 U.S. 700. The students crack me up.
Student 1: Professor, why does the court keep using "she"?
Me: That's the court referring to Texas.
Student 1: Texas is a woman?
Student 2: Sure is. That's why you don't mess with Texas. If it was a man, we wouldn't have warning signs at the state line.
(Texas roads do have signs at state lines that say "Don't Mess With Texas.")
That's what was on my marker board this morning when I walked in. So awesome.Yes, there's a spelling error. I don't care. The main thing to know is this: we called (806) IRON MAN, and the number is out of service. Which means, somebody might be able to snag it, and become the Texas Iron Man.
There's a happy thought to start your Tuesday.
As for me, I have the best students ever.
Update: Class briefing case Texas v. White, 74 U.S. 700. The students crack me up.
Student 1: Professor, why does the court keep using "she"?
Me: That's the court referring to Texas.
Student 1: Texas is a woman?
Student 2: Sure is. That's why you don't mess with Texas. If it was a man, we wouldn't have warning signs at the state line.
(Texas roads do have signs at state lines that say "Don't Mess With Texas.")